Sep 6, 2006

How many sites can one keep up with?

I have this site. I have TWO forums that are my own. I have some sites that are purely work related. I keep up with an ARG that is so frustrating it truly IS pronounced "arg!" I have 4 blogs I post to. I have a livejournal that I can't even CREATE the page because I'm on all this other crap. I have myspace, and facebook, and flickr. Not to mention a couple chat rooms, yahoo, aol, and msn.

I used to read Natalie Dee's Page and Drew's Page and the marriage of the two regularly. I don't anymore because between emails, chatting, IMing, blogging, and Speaker's blog I don't have the time.

Can I hire someone to be me - just to do the online stuff that I'm responsible for but no longer feel like doing? I mean I DO have some like... um... JOBS. Every week there's a new site that I have to join or start up a page on because the last page is "so played". Can we stop the madness now? We have youtube, we have flickr, we have photobucket, we have myspace, and all that other shit I've mentioned previously... LISTEN UP INTERNET FOLX:


MYSPACE FOLX: I get enough email damnit, I don't need an additional place to check email... I have a blog, I didn't need another one, I have instant messengers and comments on THIS blog... S T O P T H E M A D N E S S!

*Ranting over*

Sep 5, 2006

Fucking Construction Cockknockers

That's right, I said it. Why? Because they are.

These asswipes that are doing construction on our building next door, they should be killed. I want to know what possesses someone to start super-loud noises straightaway at 8:00AM only to STOP making noise by 8:30? They couldn't wait a fucking hour?

And these particular idiots next door... they couldn't build a stack of legos. You know the stack you used to make when u were a kid that was just 1 long tower made of multicolored pieces. You made this stack because you didn't care anymore about building things that made sense. Plugging one piece into the ass of another was basically good enough after a certain point. The same way you gave up trying to keep the playdoh colors separate after the newness wore off.

I've digressed into childhood toy metaphors because I'm too sleepy to continue my homicidal thoughts about the jackasses next door. All over the city they can build whole complexes in a 24 hour period. These bastards have taken us over for more than a year. Every day they work for exactly 2 hours, and then they give up and go home.

I want to use a jackhammer... on their fucking heads. And I want to do it at 8am, and finish promptly at 8:30.