Today's messages from snapple (very thirsty today, bought 2)
1) the usual who cares message... A crocodile can't move its tongue. Yeah, this information will come in handy someday.
2) the best message EVER!!! Frogs never drink Is this not the greatest information in the universe? I mean here is some information I might actually be able to USE! Now I know never to invite those frogs out to the bars, they never drink! Or maybe I should invite them out to the bars...cheap dates. Makes you wonder though, here in Chicago there is an establishment called Hugo's Frog Bar, they must not serve drinks. I dunno. Maybe I'm alone here.